Outlaw Thongs - Made in the U.S.A.!

Kinja'd!!! "SteveLehto" (stevelehto)
01/27/2015 at 08:45 • Filed to: None

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Reading !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! about the prosecution of the Devil's Diciples (that's how they spell it) here in Michigan. The prosecution claimed the group raises money by cooking meth (allegedly) and also selling souvenirs on Cafe' Press. Among the items you can buy? A "Classic Thong," which - as they note - is proudly made in the USA!

USA! USA! USA!

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"Assistant U.S. Attorney Saima Mohsin, in a court filing, noted the gang's "marketing genius" writing that the online store's products — "which include attractive 'TALK S—- GET HIT' tote bags, T-shirts and coffee mugs — appear to be reasonably priced as well."

Seriously, how can these people be guilty of anything except being sexily patriotic?

-Steve


DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > SteveLehto
01/27/2015 at 08:50

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Lol! I never thought I'd say these words in this order, but that is one seriously unsexy thong. It's like someone just chopped up a pair of granny panties and screenprinted them...


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > yamahog
01/27/2015 at 09:04

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I knew a girl who had a "Ridin' high!" chevy tramp stamp. I can picture her wearing this. I feel like it is the type of clothing worn by individuals who make poor life choices.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > SteveLehto
01/28/2015 at 03:14

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nice g-string.


Kinja'd!!! Kylemaro > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
01/30/2015 at 20:06

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you're not wrong!